Friday, November 9, 2007

Being Positive!

I have a cold this week and it has made me quite grumpy. Instead of thinking about all the horrible things about colds, I tried to change my mood by thinking of the good things. Here's a few:

1. Being sick usually means loss of appetite, a great, easy way to lose a couple pounds. I would never encourage forced vomiting, but if you are sick enough to vomit, go for! Your waistline will thank you once your healthy.

2. Excessive coughing can really give your abs a workout.

3. People will purposely avoid you.

4. Haven't been able to get back at the person you despise? Get'em sick! Touching their possessions is the easiest way. Or if you want to be stealthy, lick some of their drink ware.

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