Must Buy a Zune, Must Buy a Zune

First Itunes gets me addicted to Feist and now Zune has me raving about Rogue Wave's "Lake Michigan". I am a zombie to corporate America and I'm okay with that.

I'm 24 and Booby

Mounds have developed where chesticles should reside!!

I don't understand why. I avoid most feminine foods like milk and cheese and go swimming a few days each week. This should not be happening; I'm too young for boobage.

I'm imagining the worst right now; Me having to get breast reduction surgery like that loser Jimmy J.J. Walker.

T-Shirt Idea

I think I came up with a great T-shirt and or bumper sticker idea:

Keep This Planet Clean
It's Not Uranus

Boom, there it is. Copyright 2008


I am now actively seeking investors for this T-shirt idea. The start-up money is small, maybe $500 to 1,000.

I'm Sick

I feel like hell, and this is not a good time to be sick. Tomorrow I have a job interview and I need to be on my A game. Actually I am thinking being sick might be good because it will result in lower brain activity and so I won't be overanxious.

I also just want to be in bed sleeping, but we have to interview potential roommates tonight.

Whatever I'm done bitching.

Oh, and yeah, this is officially my 100th post, not the last one. I had a post that was saved as a draft and so that counted as an extra one.

Congrats to my blog. I can't believe it has survived this long.