I might be doing a 180

After reading a few DC blogs on Kal Penn's new job working for the Obama Administration, I realized that I might someday run into him...especially if he likes the gay bars.

This ignites in me my obsessive fantasy with meeting celebrities and being their best friend.

So could Kal and I be best friends even though I think he's a hack?

I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

Is Eminem Singing in his new song??

Eminem - New Music - More Music Videos

Don't get me wrong, I like Eminem. I love that he makes fun of celebrities in his video (Jessica Simpson deserves everything she gets). The video made me nostalgic for the days when he first came on the scene and could destroy someone's career by not giving a High Five (ahem, Fred Durst). It's just not the same though. He's still cool in my book, just maybe not the coolest.

Why do I say this? Mainly its that he sings in the song. And not just a little bit, but the entire chorus with the female vocalist. Also, the rap is kind of lame. Too much time has passed and he's trying to rehash what he was all about 5 years ago. I won't write him off quite just yet though.

Ugh, Kal Penn is in the news

I hate Kal Penn, if you didn't know. I believe I expressed this sentiment back in November 2007 . He's a serious actor who wants to end stereotypes of Indians. That's why he starred in the two Van Wilder movies and the one from the image above that I've never heard of. To his credit though, he did do a guest stop in Angel when he was a nobody.

So now the Obama Administration (which can still do no wrong in my book) has made him some liaison for culture or whatever. I honestly couldn't even care to listen or read the news reports on what he is doing that is how much I loathe Kal Penn.

Whatever, someday I will be proven correctly and his career will bottom out.

**Update** 11:35 PM

I was happy to hear Kal Penn's character committed suicide in last night's episode of House. I wish I still watched that show, but I stopped because I hated his character. Oh well.

What Ever Happened to Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez?

The music biz is rough. Here one day, gone the next. I hope someone gives her a break soon and allows her to release some new jams.

Lessons from Celebrities

Today's lesson comes from Keifer Sutherland.

Keifer's Lesson: If you are going to get sent to jail for 48 days, make sure to do it during a writer's strike. No work, no foul.

Thanks, Keifer. I'll keep that in mind the next time I get a DUI.

Who's Hot? Tila Tequila, That's Who!

Oh, Tila Tequila, you filthy, filthy whore. I have no idea how you became famous. I have never seen your show, listened to your music, or viewed your myspace page .

You're so trashy, you make New York seem sanitary. Your fame is ticking at 14 minutes and 35 seconds and you've used it well. I give you props for that.

Now go away.

I Hate You, Kal Penn

Every role I see you in makes me sick. Your Indian stereotype didn't make me laugh in Van Wilder or Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj, you were horrible in Epic Movie, Superman Returns sucked, I hate that your character messed with Cordy on Angel, and the "Beer Bad" episode you had a guest spot in on Buffy was the worst episode ever and I blame you.

Now I have to look at you every week on House. Ugh! I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!! No, not you personally, just every thing you've done careerwise.

Six Degree of Fire Damage

Sad news. TMZ reports baseball player David Justice's house has been gutted by the California fires, and yesterday Sean Penn's trailer was destroyed.

So that means it's time to Play Six Degree of Fire Damage. How will the two be connected?

-We'll start with David Justice to his ex-wife Halle Berry.
-From Ms. Berry we have her connected to Sharon Stone, co-star of the hilarious-because-it-sucks movie, "Catwoman"
-Before that movie, Sharon Stone made a forgettable movie (I know there are many) called "The Muse", directed by and starring Albert Brooks.
-He went on to co-star with Michael Douglas in the pathetic"The In-Laws" ($7.50 down the drain).
-And finally Mr. Zeta-Jones co-starred with the now trailer-less Sean Penn in "The Game".

Wow, I didn't think it could be done, but I did it!

Keep your chin up, California!