Something to Ponder....

The name for winter  should be changed to "blue balls".  With temperatures fluctuating between 10 and 50 degrees, these poor plants and trees simply have no idea when they can come.

How would you like it if you were blindfolded and  someone kept putting ice cubes on and off your balls and told you that you could only orgasm once you knew for sure the ice cubes was melted?  

Actually that sounds like an excellent scene for my "50 Shades of Grey" screenplay.