Friday, November 9, 2007

Lies I've Told People

If you are ever in a jam, lying can be the best way to get out of it.

For example: I was at a pool party with a bunch of people I really didn't know. Unfortunately I had some acne on my chest I was too shy to show. So what did I do?

I kept my shirt on and told people I was self conscience because I was recovering from a recent gunshot wound.

Not only did this lie allow me to keep my shirt on, but it also gave me street cred.

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