Must Buy a Zune, Must Buy a Zune

First Itunes gets me addicted to Feist and now Zune has me raving about Rogue Wave's "Lake Michigan". I am a zombie to corporate America and I'm okay with that.

I'm 24 and Booby

Mounds have developed where chesticles should reside!!

I don't understand why. I avoid most feminine foods like milk and cheese and go swimming a few days each week. This should not be happening; I'm too young for boobage.

I'm imagining the worst right now; Me having to get breast reduction surgery like that loser Jimmy J.J. Walker.

T-Shirt Idea

I think I came up with a great T-shirt and or bumper sticker idea:

Keep This Planet Clean
It's Not Uranus

Boom, there it is. Copyright 2008


I am now actively seeking investors for this T-shirt idea. The start-up money is small, maybe $500 to 1,000.

I'm Sick

I feel like hell, and this is not a good time to be sick. Tomorrow I have a job interview and I need to be on my A game. Actually I am thinking being sick might be good because it will result in lower brain activity and so I won't be overanxious.

I also just want to be in bed sleeping, but we have to interview potential roommates tonight.

Whatever I'm done bitching.

Oh, and yeah, this is officially my 100th post, not the last one. I had a post that was saved as a draft and so that counted as an extra one.

Congrats to my blog. I can't believe it has survived this long.

Happy New Year To Me

2008 is going to be my year.

By the end of 2008 I will have a new job, more money, better hair, savings, six pack abs, new cell phone, a dog named Pete, no credit card debt, more friends, better friends, cooler friends, hotter friends, less vanity, more me-time, and that's it.

Oh tell me what you think of this insult:

Is that sass
Coming from your ass
You call a mouth?

I just thought of it today. I might use it on someone.

Ok, Happy New Year to all of you.

BTW: This is my 100th Post!

Merry Christmas To All

Ho Ho Ho, Christmas is here. Here's a song that always puts me in that jolly Christmas spirit.

Worst Movie Pitch Contest

Radar Magazine is having a Worst Movie Pitch Contest judged by Harvey Weinstein.

I just entered the contest and so can you at this link.

Here is my submission:

The Pitch: Holocaust Survivor Moves to 1950's New York; Wackiness & Romance Ensue

The Premise: Down and Out Holocaust Survivor, Emanuel Goldstein, emigrates to Post-WWII New York after losing his family. All alone, Emanuel meets squirrels with the ability to talk in Central Park, Chuck, Stevie, and Barry. With the help of his new friends, Emanuel learns the ways of America, moving on after loss, and finding new love. Will their advice work when it comes to romancing Lydia, Emanuel's co-worker at the Italian Deli?

It's "Sophie's Choice" Meets "Alvin & the Chipmunks"

The Cast: Emanuel: Adrien Brody
Voice of Chuck: Hank Azaria
Voice of Stevie: Ben Affleck
Voice of Barry: Jon Voight
Lydia: Jessica Alba

My Third Death Has Come

Everything comes in threes. I believe that saying, especially when it comes to death.

Believing that, I became worried last night when at work my boss's grandmother had died. There's one...who will be next?

Later that night when I got home my roommate got a phone call saying her great uncle died. There's two...who will be next?

At that point I was kind of freaking out. Two deaths to people I didn't really know. Would the third death be someone close to me?

Nope, I just got news Dennis Kucinich's brother died, Perry.

I'm sorry for his family's loss, but am very much relieved. Thanks for filling the third spot, Perry. R.I.P.

Coke Commercial Being Taped on Connecticut & L, NW Now

As I walking back to work from lunch, I noticed a film crew at Connecticut and L, NW by Farragut North Metro Station.

I asked one of the crew members what was going on and she said it was for a Coke commercial.

So I strolled around a bit to see if I could see anyone famous and who did I see...

Former Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist!

If he's acting or now a consultant for Coke, I don't know which.

Either way, Pepsi anyone?