Best Halloween Costume....So Far

Tonight at the bar a girl was dressed up like Britney Spears. She had the trashy dress, crappy weave, and frappuccino. What topped the outfit off was when she lifted her legs she had underwear on with a vagina sewed on. Congrats to you. My Zack Morris fails in comparison.

I wish I would have taken a picture of her, it would have made this a lot better. I think I am going to start taking out my camera for this blog. Something to think about.

Perez Hilton Halloween Costume

Trash-talker Perez Hilton has a Halloween costume of HIMSELF on his website.

If I see anyone dressed like that I will tell them they are the biggest douche alive.

I was going to post an image but I thought that would be too much promotion for the monstrosity.

I hope Perez Hilton's downfall is soon, I'm so sick of this guy (why do I keep going to his website?).